About making short entries.

I make short entries.

I’ll try to make them longer if you request it.

That is if the 3 people who read this care. XD

Ciao bellas.

-Kar

Bad pun or what? Well Daily planets in india, I had enough of watching that, so i took a bath, then switched the channel. I’m watching South park, its the episode where Terrance and Phillip break up XD I’m really fuckin thirsty right now.

Well anyways, I’ve been reading Shape Magazine and no worries, I didn’t think ‘I’m gonna miss you’ to my ‘blubber’ this time.

Well yeah, before you think i’m a fuckin whale, I’ll post a pic…. later. I’m too lazy to dig pics up right now. fuck. Well my stickam is _key_lime_ or something along those lines -forgets-

But yeah if you’re some odd fucking perv, into fat chicks, i will not show, you cunt.

Well anyways, I was thinking about getting plugs again today, like a 6 gauge or 4 gauge, but i was like ‘but then how will i wear normal earrings i make’. Kinda in a dilema. I’m on a DIY kick like a said before and i wanna make jewelry and junk. well i’m bored of writing

Ciao bellas.

-Kar

Okaay. I just woke up and last night i found out this thingy in my mouth was an ulcer, so I’m not starting the master cleanse yet. My mom tells me to press salt on it and since i won’t shes calling my chicken shit -_- She pisses me off so much sometimes.

I’m watching beat the geeks right now, Some guy just challenged the Star Wars geek. They’re saying shit i bet the geekiest star wars person i know wouldn’t know. And ha, the challenger beat him in the geek off by two points.

God I feel like such a geek for saying that -.-

The movie geek is awesome. Its gay that his prize is a titanic set tour. I loved his prize where you get to die in a horror movie. Like my blog title says (pretty much) I love fake blood ^^ Hell instant halloween costume, dump a bucket of stage blood on ya and you’re insta-carrie.

Well anyways I’m sleepy and i got more geeking to do.

Ciao bellas.

-Kar

I might as well tell you all my idea for a shirt.

I’m gonna buy the Rotton Cotton BR shirt, cut a scoop neck, and cut off the sleeve, put black pvc puff sleves, hem the scoopneck, red lace trim, make it ino a jagged hem dress pvc band around the hips, with red lace trim on each side of the band. Yay boredom. maybe make it a hoodie with red fur lining the hood….

Ciao Bellas.

-Kar

I just noticed my time stamp is 3 hours ahead…. Oh well, its simple math, you all can figure it out, though i can’t figure out how to change it! -twitch-

Well,south park has started, whee. ^^ 3 episodes in a row. Goddamnit I hate fucking David Blaine. Hes ugly, his magic sucks, and Criss Angel is hella better. I can do his chain through the neck thing (yay magic workshops).

Well, I fucked up my knee a few weeks back, thinking of seeing a doctor about it. It hurts when i unbend it and stuff. Its weird. My other knee is starting the fuck up too. -.- It huuuurts…..

Well anyways, This is like my billionth blog, and I intend on sticking with this one. XD

I’m also stupid, I thought my LG chocolate had no phone strap bit on it and i just found it. I’m an idiot. I wanna buy some phone straps for it later, maybe some stickers and junk. I’m japan obcessed so maybe Monokuro boo.

I’m bored with writing, I’ll probably post agaaaaain later cause i have no life. Like I said i am in dire need of a new one. Ciao Bellas.

-Kar

Heyo. I’m Carly, or Kar, whatever you prefer. I’m from Mississauga, Ontario, Soon to be Brampton though. I apologize for any mistakes I’m using a shitty laptop at the moment and the keyboard is a tad messed up. I’m watching a Dane Cook comedy special on the Comedy network, waiting for South Park. Call me sick, but i like it and I find it funny. Deal.

Well anyways, I’m 14 years old and I’m poorer then a hobo and in need of a new life. And possibly a stomach pump, hence the name including the Master Cleanse. I’m starting it tomorrow, whee, thats gonna be fun. I’m determined to lose weight. No worries, i’m not an anorexic bimbo, I have a figure like a skinnier Beth Ditto, or at least we weigh about the same. That girl is gorgeous. I was sitting in the tub today looking at my stomach and my thighs, thinking, ‘I’m going to miss you…’

Weird, isn’t it?

I have some pretty damn good motivation. My mom has been dangling this Tokidoki Le Sportsac bag in front of me, the very one i want, and my price is 20 pounds for it. For the Napalm orange hair I want its another 10 offa that.

Well, I may post again tonight if I can weasel some more time outta my dad Ciao Bellas.

-Kar

P.S. Just reading master cleanse blogs makes my ass hurt…. XD