Heyo. I’m Carly, or Kar, whatever you prefer. I’m from Mississauga, Ontario, Soon to be Brampton though. I apologize for any mistakes I’m using a shitty laptop at the moment and the keyboard is a tad messed up. I’m watching a Dane Cook comedy special on the Comedy network, waiting for South Park. Call me sick, but i like it and I find it funny. Deal.

Well anyways, I’m 14 years old and I’m poorer then a hobo and in need of a new life. And possibly a stomach pump, hence the name including the Master Cleanse. I’m starting it tomorrow, whee, thats gonna be fun. I’m determined to lose weight. No worries, i’m not an anorexic bimbo, I have a figure like a skinnier Beth Ditto, or at least we weigh about the same. That girl is gorgeous. I was sitting in the tub today looking at my stomach and my thighs, thinking, ‘I’m going to miss you…’

Weird, isn’t it?

I have some pretty damn good motivation. My mom has been dangling this Tokidoki Le Sportsac bag in front of me, the very one i want, and my price is 20 pounds for it. For the Napalm orange hair I want its another 10 offa that.

Well, I may post again tonight if I can weasel some more time outta my dad Ciao Bellas.

-Kar

P.S. Just reading master cleanse blogs makes my ass hurt…. XD